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‘Twilight’ – Apparently It’s a Movie

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Yeah, I could care less about Twilight, but then there is this… And this… And then this… And most importantly this… Yes, I know he’s young. To that I say I couldn’t have birthed him and do you see the …

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More ‘Twilight’ Therefore More Jacob

I still have no interest or intention on watching this mess, but I like leering at this kid. It’s bad, call Dateline; it’s time for a Chris Henson intervention. Maybe I could pull a Paul Walker. Look it up, that’s …

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BRAINS, BRAINS – Starz Gets their Zombie On

The zombies are aiming to take back the bite from vampires. Forget about Tickle Me Elmo Robert Pattinson and his Twilight gang, Woody Harrelson and the brother of the Pepsi girl have breathed new life into the walking dead with …

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20 Greatest Vampires of All-Time – Tickle Me Elmo is #4

Entertainment Weekly named their list of the greatest vampires of all time and I kind of think someone was smoking some garlic cigars when they came up with it.Tickle Me Elmo Robert Pattinson shouldn’t ‘t be this high on the …

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Uh, oh, it’s on! Bill Calls Edward Out! Vampire Showdown

Stephen Moyer, True Blood’s Bill Compton, called a certain angsty-teen vamp known as Edward Cullens, some funny names. Twilight’s toothsome Robert Pattinson, Moyer simply says, “He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.” I have to say I …

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