I honestly tried my best to release the inner romantic in me and like this movie, but I could not, sorry girls. Twilight: New Moon tells the lovelorn story of Bella and Tickle Me Elmo vampire Edward and a hot …
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More ‘Twilight’ Therefore More Jacob
I still have no interest or intention on watching this mess, but I like leering at this kid. It’s bad, call Dateline; it’s time for a Chris Henson intervention. Maybe I could pull a Paul Walker. Look it up, that’s …
About Jacob of Twilight! – New Moon Clip
Uh, he’s 17, keep that in mind ladies. Anyone know when he turns 18? Because I keep having these Mrs. Robinson moments, so don’t look at this clip or the pic in this post. Seriously, look hard at his abs …
About ‘Twilight: New Moon’ – How Old is Taylor Lautner?
Ok, so I’m the one person with ovaries who didn’t get all giddy for that Twilight mess. You know I think Robert Pattinson looks like a Tickle Me Elmo doll and Kristen Stewart has the personality of a cotton ball. …
