Last night was a homerun!! The episode was called Cold Ground and it was for lack of better words brilliant. From beginning to end, the episode answered questions and asked new ones, but in a good way, not like that mess Lost tries to do. I can’t stand JJ Abrams. You’re on the list with Michael Bay, Abrams!

Anyway, we begin where we left off last week, with poor Adele Stackhouse lying dead in a pool of blood. No more kind words from Gran, no more delicious breakfasts for anyone. How sad. But, in true mystery mode, the show threw both of the number one suspects, Sam and Bill in the room together. Of course, Bill and Sam finally square off, which we all saw coming. Once the law dudes showed up, Sookie gets to hear all their thoughts which is mostly finger pointing at her and Bill.

There was a major hint drop of the killer’s identity done by Bill to the Sheriff, “Our killer seems to be targeting women who have associated with vampires.” Remember that folks, it’s important. I propose to you our serial killer was in that church during Bill’s speech. More on that in later posts. In true Southern fashion everyone makes it to the late Adele’s house to bring food and over their condolences to the Stackhouse clan. By the way, what the hell is tuna and cheese casserole? It sounds literally like a hot mess. And not unexpected Sookie hears that mostly everyone in town believes it’s all her fault, for hanging around that vampire.

The tear jerker moment also came when Maxine Fortenberry, attempted to eat the last pie that Adele had made. A second moment came when Poor Stupid Hot Jason arrives to work and finds out, Adele has been killed. He of course flies off the handle at Sookie and Officer Andy. Anyone else feels like they are dating Jason? Seriously, I’ve seen that boy’s butt so much on this show. Not that I’m complaining, because it’s an excellent butt, just an observation. I found myself not cringing as much as usual last night when Tara spoke, because she proved she is truly a loyal friend to Sookie. Two of the best lines were uttered from Lafayette and Tara. “This is not drugs, this is a valium.” And “We appreciate ya’ll coming out – Love ya’ll.”

And, on a superficial note – Everyone looked a beat mess at Adele’s funeral. I mean terrible, terrible outfits. I have never seen so much ugly at one funeral. Tara’s mother decided to announce she has a demon inside of her. Personally, I think it was that fugly flowered hat she was wearing it is the route of all her problems.

Now, to the nitty gritty of the episode. I wasn’t much into the Sookie and Bill love storyline, but last night this all changed for me. Although, I think there is still some serious shadiness going on with Bill, I enjoyed him this episode. There was some cool vampire lore thrown in where he literally heard Sookie in distress underground in his makeshift coffin. Sookie dressed in true Juliet fashion runs to her Romeo. And, they finally consummate their relationship and it was kind of hot, I must add.

Overall, this was dare I say it, the best episode of the season in my opinion so far. I would give it an 8.9/10 if I were rating it. Anyone, any closer to figuring out who the killer is? One small hint, it’s someone you like. Thoughts, groans and moans? Theories.

I will leave you guys with these questions for next week’s episode:
Can the demon be exorcised from Tara’s mom?
Will Sookie forgive Jason?
What exactly did Uncle Bartlett do?
Sam and Tara will their hookups become public knowledge?
Will Jason have sex in every episode?

P.S. The tank top shop is next door to the ugly flowered dress and hat store. I think they are running a sale.

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Tonight’s episode is going to be hot!! The episode is called, Cold Ground, and I guess the title tells us a lot about the underlying theme, see what I did there.

Anyway, here are the deathtails: Gran is dead. The town in reeling. Will Sookie be able to put aside her grief and confusion long enough to get to the bottom of it all? With Sam and Bill facing off to protect her and Jason flying spectacularly off the rails, it may be long enough before she loses something dear to her.

Interesting. What could Sookie lose that is so dear? It makes me wonder if she needs protection in this particular instance. And, look out for Uncle Bartlett, you are not going to like him at all.

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