I know there is other action going on in this trailer, but when the cop says she’s 5’4 I have to call bullshit on that. She’s more like 5’1, seriously. Anyway the film is called Gone and like I mentioned it stars height fudger Seyfried as a young woman who’s sister is captured by the madman that she escaped from a year earlier.

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I blame Twilight for all of this lover’s lament bullshit posing as a horror movie. Stop it! No one wants to see this! Below you will find the trailer for some period piece with Amanda Seyfried, some hot-ish dark haired fellow and something about wolves or some shit. Whatever.

Red Riding Hood opens March 2011. Hooray for us!

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This is one of those films that makes you want to shake Julianne Moore like you’re an English nanny. Let’s think about this one ladies, you decide to send a young blonde to your husband to find out whether he’s cheating on you? And you are going to pay her for this service. But, you’re surprised when she ones to take said husband from you. Really who does that? If he wasn’t banging someone before, you just sent him someone to bang. Good job dumbass. Nevertheless, it will be fun to watch Amanda Seyfried go all Glen Close Fatal Attraction on Julianne. Oh, yeah, technically not horror more thriller, but still enjoy!

Catherine and David, she a doctor, he a professor, are at first glance the perfect couple. Happily married with a talented teenage son, they appear to have an idyllic life. But when David misses a flight and his surprise birthday party, Catherine’s long simmering suspicions rise to the surface. Suspecting infidelity, she decides to hire an escort to seduce her husband and test his loyalty. Catherine finds herself ‘directing’ Chloe’s encounters with David, and Chloe’s end of the bargain is to report back, the descriptions becoming increasingly graphic as the meetings multiply.

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Now we all know horror is not usually something you walk away with knowing how to spilt an atom, but seriously. If you are a man or a woman who believes Megan Fox’s little Angelina Jolie impression then this might look like a great movie. But, if you have taste you will just be angry that this piece of crap even exists. And someone should take Diablo’s Oscar from her, pronto.
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Jennifer’s Body tells the story of a seemingly-perfect cheerleader whose life is thrown into disarray when she gets possessed by a demon, begins eating boys in her small town, then faces off against her best friend and the Satan-worshipping band that made her evil. Jennifer’s Body stars Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried and written by Oscar winning Diablo Cody.

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I happen to one of the few people that’s not that impressed with Diablo Cody, I liked the way overrated hype that was Juno well enough and I liked the United States of Tara. But, there is something about Diablo that annoys me. Probably jealousy on my part, I mean how one can supposedly go from the stripper pole to Oscar, seems like complete and total bullshita fairytale.

Anylies, as you man-types have heard sometime soon Brooke’s Diablo’s horror movie Jennifer’s Body will be released with the other non-acting type Megan Fox. Here are some images of Meggy in her cheerleading outfit and where she becomes a zombie chick. This movie looks like…if you can’t say something nice then write a blog. Anyway enjoy!

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