Category Archive: Twilight

Finally a ‘Twilight’ Movie I can Support – ‘Vampires Suck’ Trailer

Tickle Me Elmo Edward has never looked better. Enjoy!

‘Twilight’ – Apparently It’s a Movie

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Yeah, I could care less about Twilight, but then there is this… And this… And then this… And most importantly this… Yes, I know he’s young. To that I say I couldn’t have birthed him and do you see the …

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It’s Official Taylor Lautner is 18! Leer in Peace!

The only reason I even know that Twilight exists is for this reason. So join me in celebrating the fact it is no longer illegal to stare at this kid’s abs. Happy Birthday, Taylor! We enjoy you!

More ‘Twilight’ Therefore More Jacob

I still have no interest or intention on watching this mess, but I like leering at this kid. It’s bad, call Dateline; it’s time for a Chris Henson intervention. Maybe I could pull a Paul Walker. Look it up, that’s …

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About Jacob of Twilight! – New Moon Clip

Uh, he’s 17, keep that in mind ladies. Anyone know when he turns 18? Because I keep having these Mrs. Robinson moments, so don’t look at this clip or the pic in this post. Seriously, look hard at his abs …

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