For some reason I cannot jump on the bandwagon and scream with glee, “Best cinematic endeavor ever,” like I so wanted to. Everyone else seemed to love Hobo with a Shotgun. I mean how can you not love and adore …
Category Archive: horror movie review
‘I Spit on Your Grave’ Remake – Still Messed Up After All These Years
Let me premise this rant by saying I chose to watch this on DVD because I knew there would be several scenes I would be unable to watch. Keep in mind this is coming from a chick who laughed heartily …
‘Saw 3D’ Review – Oh, Well ACME Products is Still Going Out of Business
Without spoiling the flimsy storyline, I’ll just say this Saw 3D made me laugh several times. So for that I give it kudos. If that was the writer’s intention then just know they achieved it. Now, if they were supposed …
Will Definitely Sleep Again – ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’ Review
Although the A Nightmare on Elm Street is visually pleasing that’s where the pleasing stops and the yawning begins. The reimaging of horror classic fell short on the scares and the delivery of Freddy’s trademark snark simply does not cut …
The Crazies — a bit slow, but good
Now in reality The Crazies was only about 90 minutes, but like all movies these days there were a few scenes that moved a little too slowly for my taste. However, there were major parts that provided some serious intensity …
Riveting Reads
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AFTER DARK ORIGINALS 2 – ‘DARK CIRCLES’ First Film in 2nd Series
AFTER DARK ORIGINALS 2 – ‘DARK CIRCLES’ First Film in 2nd Series – After Dark Films kicks off ADO2 with its first chilling feature of the new series that will send shivers down your spine.
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Commercial Break – Audi Super Bowl 2012 Vampire Party
Audi Super Bowl 2012 Commercial. Audi S7 headlight versus vampires.
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‘The Grey’ – Liam Neeson vs. Deadly Wolf pack. My money is on Liam.
The Grey Liam Neeson – In Alaska, an oil drilling team struggle to survive after a plane crash strands them in the wild. Hunting the humans is a pack of wolves that see them as intruders.
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Friday the 13th Part 12: Jason Goes Designer
Would you really wear Vuitton with a dark blue gas station attendant’s suit? Side-eye I think.
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Johnny Depp as Barnabas Images… that guy can wear some makeup for sure
Dark Shadows Johnny Depp Pictures – A gothic-horror tale centering on the life of vampire Barnabas Collins and his run-ins with various monsters, witches, werewolves and ghosts. Based on the cult TV series. Seth Grahame-Smith (screenplay), Tim Burton, Michelle Pfeiffer
