It’s a known fact, I hate clowns! In fact if you are reading this right now and you are a clown, get off my site, your kind isn’t wanted around here! Go stick your red nose somewhere else! I’m not …
Category Archive: clowns suck
Freak Out With Your Geek Out – Zombie Shootin’
Now, I know it’s hard to believe because I’m Southern, but I have never held or shot a real gun. My gun firing has been reserved for Play Station games or back in the day Duck Hunt. Yeah, I’m old, …
Joke Trailer for ‘Clown’ Becomes Eli Roth Reality? – P.S. I HATE Clowns!
Today is not the day for me to try to follow anything to the end of the tunnel, but here goes nothing. Apparently awhile ago some really smart-types made a mock trailer (see it below) about a fucked up clown …
They’re Not Here – Yet, Poltergeist Remake Released Pushed Back
The remake train slowed down a little, the makers of the upcoming Poltergeist remake decided to push its release date to a “to be announced” 2011 date. Doesn’t sound good to me. Now I present to you, one of the …
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AFTER DARK ORIGINALS 2 – ‘DARK CIRCLES’ First Film in 2nd Series
AFTER DARK ORIGINALS 2 – ‘DARK CIRCLES’ First Film in 2nd Series – After Dark Films kicks off ADO2 with its first chilling feature of the new series that will send shivers down your spine.
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Commercial Break – Audi Super Bowl 2012 Vampire Party
Audi Super Bowl 2012 Commercial. Audi S7 headlight versus vampires.
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‘The Grey’ – Liam Neeson vs. Deadly Wolf pack. My money is on Liam.
The Grey Liam Neeson – In Alaska, an oil drilling team struggle to survive after a plane crash strands them in the wild. Hunting the humans is a pack of wolves that see them as intruders.
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Friday the 13th Part 12: Jason Goes Designer
Would you really wear Vuitton with a dark blue gas station attendant’s suit? Side-eye I think.
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Johnny Depp as Barnabas Images… that guy can wear some makeup for sure
Dark Shadows Johnny Depp Pictures – A gothic-horror tale centering on the life of vampire Barnabas Collins and his run-ins with various monsters, witches, werewolves and ghosts. Based on the cult TV series. Seth Grahame-Smith (screenplay), Tim Burton, Michelle Pfeiffer
