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Happy Anniversary HorrorFatale.com – We’re Officially a Toddler!

Aww, we’ve entered the terrible twos. My how has time flown by, it seems like just yesterday I sat down at my computer to complain about how Michael Bay and his minions hated every child who grew up in the 80s. It seems like only yesterday when I pulled up a chair and made a dramatic plea to Nic Cage, to stop making films that are just terrible. We’re still rooting for you Nic! I hear good things about the The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. ;)

Let’s not forget the good times we shared, yes there has been a few. Remember, the joy that was The Orphanage, Let the Right one In, and lest forget the wonderfulness that was The Human Centipede . See them all! So, as we go into our third year, we (consists of me and a network of cool chicks, mostly me) HorrorFatale.com will continue to sit through bullshit movies, horrifically bad tv shows and even listen to some rancid music on our quest to bring you good shit.

-Cheers!
Lizzie B, The HorrorFatale

Have a cyber slice of this cake a fan made for us. Yup, we have a total of three fans! We rock quite a bit.

PS. You can purchase your very own awesome cake by visiting Everything Is Else Cake. I don’t know how they taste, but the shit looks good. So don’t email me.

About the author

The HorrorFatale

Is a bicentennial baby with a lot to say about Everything. Enjoys debating Freddy vs. Jason. Strongly believes clowns should be jailed. Dislikes Michael Bay films and thinks you should never trust milk (or peacocks). On a mission to objectify hot men around the world. She REALLY likes shoes! You can email her at TheFatale@horrorfatale.com.

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