This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.**
Sorry folks, but I have to say it. I was a tad on the bored side last night. I get they are trying to establish the story arc and all, but the show was missing its usual ‘Did you see that?’ moments in my opinion.
But, let’s dive in anyway, first off three cheers to you Alan Ball, Keeper of Hot Shit, for the continuous male nudity! We opened the episode with some good butts lying all around the screen, the left over carnage from Bills attempted escape from the Weres last week. Enter the Vampire King Russell riding in on a white horse nonetheless, how noble is that? Anyway, he informs Bill that he is one who had him “kidnapped” and brought to Mississippi. And, I must say it is the most polite kidnapping in history. After Bill is taken back to the king’s manor, we are introduced Talbot his companion. I must say Talbot is hot and certainly a proper host, although a tad annoying. Seriously, the rundown of the menu, which included blood gelato and blood bisque’ with rose petals got on my nerves just a little. I get that was supposed to be funny, but perhaps I was in bitch mood last night. That’s always possible.
Bill is basically being held captive until he agrees to work for King Mississippi. To which he refuses. Also, King Dude gets a high-five when he makes fun of Bill’s use of the word War, that’s Wa-ah apparently in the South. I’ve been here my whole life and have never said Wa-ah, of course I’m not doing an Elvis impression either.
This brings us to Sookie on her someone HELP ME FIND BILL TOUR OF 2010; once again, she is telling Eric what she found out about Bill’s kidnappers. This of course is that odd little symbol that looks very Nazi in its appearance. Enter a flashback where we see Eric and Godric taking on a Were dressed like SS soldiers. The only thing learn from this is there is a master and Godric is entirely too calm for me. Flash-forward, Eric gets all “humanish” when Sookie starts to cry over Bill. NOTE to ANNA PAQUIN: NEVER let them talk you into crying again. You need to rehearse that shit more, it wasn’t working girl. To cut this short Eric knows way more than he letting on, and he wants to protect Sookie more than he wants to help her find Bill. To that I say Elvis Bill Who?
Sam is the other big storyline of the night, I suppose. Still not interested in this, but again bitch mood last night. Now, I don’t want to offend anyone, Sam’s family, is a big no! Clean your house, wash your clothes, and your bodies!! You look terrible! Personally, if I walked into that joint, I would go the other way. Why do I feel Sam is going to be the victim of a shakedown really, really soon? Lafayette took Tara to visit his mom (the glorious Alfre Woodard) who has apparently flipped her wig and wound up one flew over the coo-koo’s nest-style, which he points out homegirl is really close to herself. Over over dead Omelet, I just don’t get. Jason is jealous of Andy’s new found celebrity and probably going to envy his way into a murder conviction, but Stupid Hot is well right now just stupid. What the hell is going on with Jason? The character is slowly losing his hot and starting to get on my nerves. Arelene is still pregnant, Terry is a sweetheart. Tara met Franklin Mott (James Frain, not looking remotely hot like I was hoping he would) and she beat the hell out of some racist rednecks. Cheers for that, boo to her!
It pains me to write this but, it was a bit of a meh episode for me. Overall, we are getting the introduction to these characters out of the way, but the usual favorites didn’t really deliver anything that spectacular last night. I would give it 6.0/10 if I were rating it. Thoughts, groans, moans? What did you guys think? Share, share, share. It’s a place of love around here this season.
I will leave you guys with these questions for next week’s episode:
Will Jason do something remotely interesting?
Who took Jessica’s body? Hint…James Frain.
Who is the weird chick in the woods?
Will I be in a better mood next week?
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