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‘Twilight’ – Apparently It’s a Movie

Yeah, I could care less about Twilight, but then there is this…

And this…

And then this…

And most importantly this…

Yes, I know he’s young. To that I say I couldn’t have birthed him and do you see the kids abs? And don’t get me started on his arms. I think another installment of that wretched film will be theaters soon.

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The HorrorFatale

Is a bicentennial baby with a lot to say about Everything. Enjoys debating Freddy vs. Jason. Strongly believes clowns should be jailed. Dislikes Michael Bay films and thinks you should never trust milk (or peacocks). On a mission to objectify hot men around the world. She REALLY likes shoes! You can email her at TheFatale@horrorfatale.com.

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