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It’s Official Taylor Lautner is 18! Leer in Peace!

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February 11, 2010

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The only reason I even know that Twilight exists is for this reason. So join me in celebrating the fact it is no longer illegal to stare at this kid’s abs. Happy Birthday, Taylor! We enjoy you!

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The HorrorFatale

Is a bicentennial baby with a lot to say about Everything. Enjoys debating Freddy vs. Jason. Strongly believes clowns should be jailed. Dislikes Michael Bay films and thinks you should never trust milk (or peacocks). On a mission to objectify hot men around the world. She REALLY likes shoes! You can email her at TheFatale@horrorfatale.com.

3 comments

  1. Shena says:

    February 11, 2010 at 9:26 am (UTC -6)

    Mmm mmm good!

  2. Vamp says:

    February 11, 2010 at 9:41 am (UTC -6)

    taylor launter is gay shena.

  3. Ruth says:

    February 11, 2010 at 9:53 am (UTC -6)

    Uh, no and even if he was it wouldn’t stop the hot.

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