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More ‘Twilight’ Therefore More Jacob

I still have no interest or intention on watching this mess, but I like leering at this kid. It’s bad, call Dateline; it’s time for a Chris Henson intervention. Maybe I could pull a Paul Walker. Look it up, that’s all I’m saying.

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The HorrorFatale

Is a bicentennial baby with a lot to say about Everything. Enjoys debating Freddy vs. Jason. Strongly believes clowns should be jailed. Dislikes Michael Bay films and thinks you should never trust milk (or peacocks). On a mission to objectify hot men around the world. She REALLY likes shoes! You can email her at TheFatale@horrorfatale.com.

2 comments

  1. Ruth says:

    Hot boy. So hot.

  2. HorrorFatale says:

    It’s so very wrong, he’s a freakin’ kid. I’m going to need his mom to make him put his clothes on.

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