This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now.**
God will make sure evil gets punished. –
Oh, yeah then explain Europe to me. – Jason Stackhouse.
Uh, what? Stupid Hot was in rare, rare form last night. He just spouted all kinds of dumb all over the place. True Blood’s comeback episode was called, Shake and Fingerpop, and it was definitely an appropriate title. Jason’s bunkmates decided to play a practical joke on him, and let’s just say he went a bit over the top with his reaction. He’s like quoting anti-vamp scriptures now. What is that? Not good, Jason. Meanwhile, Bill also overacts to Jessica and Hoyt’s little make-out session. Good for her. I got say I really like Jessica, I thought she was going to get on my nerves when they first introduced her last season, but she is truly fun to watch.
Speaking of on my nerves, what is the deal with Daphne? I would really like her with Sam if I knew what her true motives are. Tara finally told Maryann that she was moving in with Sookie. Maryann took the news better than I thought she was going to, I really expected her to do that shaking thing she does and bewitch Tara into staying, but she didn’t. We also find out the late Miss Jeanette of bus has the same cravings on her back as Daphne and Sookie. What’s up with that? She was poisoned just like Sookie and I assume Daphne.
Sookie tells Tara about Lafayette’s like situation, making her go to her house and not getting the warmest reception. In fact, he was downright cold. Can that boy turn a phrase or what? Who’s writing his lines? Is he adlibbing them, or does Alan Ball staff have that much flavor, either way I want to speak like Lafayette. Did you hear me hooka’s?
Damn, hooka, shit. – Lafayette Anyhoo, some smaller funnies happened, no one believes drunk Andy when she tells the sheriff Dearborn he has seen Maryann’s pig in a dollhouse nonetheless. Sookie once again had me wanting to slap her, her little selfish conversation with Sam. I mean really girl, move on. Damn, hooka, shit.
And about hooka’s, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. She wants some of Stupid Hot really bad. I’m getting some really bad vibes from the couple in general. I want Stupid Hot to run, and run fast. I mean Soldiers of the Sun, sound bad. The name is ominous for sure. Sookie, Bill and Jessica take off for Dallas. I’m starting to find their little lovefest boring, but I think it’s just me. Lafayette is visited by the hot Viking himself, Eric. For a reason that we know is completely sketchy he offers to allow Lafayette to feed from him to make him all better. And all better it does indeed. Lafayette had a serious burst of energy.
Maryann somehow knows it’s Tara’s birthday and of course she has arranged a hedonistic celebration. This time we got a hot love scene from Tara and Eggs. Hot! I was hoping we would find out what Maryann wants, but no dice. Upon Sookie’s arrival in Dallas, Ball changed the story completely almost, Sookie was almost abducted, but in this version Jessica added much needed comedy relief with Jessica. In Dallas Bill meets with Eric and Jessica orders a hot-tail (a cute boy to feed off) from room service. And just like the book, Sookie meets another telepath.
Overall the episode was really good, I would give the episode an 8/10 if I were rating it. Thoughts, groans, moans?
I will leave you guys with these questions for next week’s episode:
Anyone else think Pastor Newlin actually killed his family and framed the vampires?
How does Daphne know Sam’s little secret?
Did Eric literally fly to Dallas? And what does he really want with Lafayette?
Anyone else thinks Maryann should open a party planning business?
What are the Soldiers of the Sun planning?
What in the yellow country mess was Sookie wearing when she got off that plane?
