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20 Greatest Vampires of All-Time – Tickle Me Elmo is #4

Entertainment Weekly named their list of the greatest vampires of all time and I kind of think someone was smoking some garlic cigars when they came up with it.Tickle Me Elmo Robert Pattinson shouldn’t ‘t be this high on the list. Seriously, Kiefer Sutherland’s David would have beat him with his mullet and ate him for dinner. What do you guys think of EW’s list?bill and edward -entertainment-weekly-cover

1. Lestat, Interview With the Vampire
2. Christopher Lee’s Dracula
3. Bela Lugosi’s Dracula
4. Edward Cullen, Twilight
5. Bill and Eric, True Blood
6. Asa Vajda, 1960’s Black Sunday
7. Angel
8. Mr. Barlow, Salem’s Lot
9. Schuyler Van Alen, Melissa de la Cruz’s Blue Bloods series
10. Gary Oldman’s Dracula
11. Klaus Kinski’s Dracula
12. Zoey Redbird, P.C. and Kristin Cast’s House of Night series
13. Jean-Claude, Laurel K. Hamilton’s Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series
14. David, 1987’s The Lost Boys
15. Miriam Blaylock and Sarah Roberts, 1983’s The Hunger
16. Blade, the Blade trilogy
17. Eli, 2008’s Let the Right One In
18. Countess Bathory, 1971’s Daughters of Darkness
19. Selene, the Underworld trilogy
20. Caleb and Mae, 1987’s Near Dark

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4 comments

  1. Nick says:

    No Spike? This list sucks.

  2. HorrorFatale says:

    I agree!

  3. Charles Lindberg says:

    Putting Edward Cullen and some House Of The Night or True Blood stuff in a list of “all time” is sort of precipitades, befere inaccurate. Besides, they’re over Blade and Selene = WRONG.

    At least they have Lestat and Christopher Lee’s Dracula at first… that shows people have not forgotten about true vampires =/

  4. The HorrorFatale says:

    I couldn’t agree with you more @Charles.

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