Now we all know horror is not usually something you walk away with knowing how to spilt an atom, but seriously. If you are a man or a woman who believes Megan Fox’s little Angelina Jolie impression then this might look like a great movie. But, if you have taste you will just be angry that this piece of crap even exists. And someone should take Diablo’s Oscar from her, pronto.
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Jennifer’s Body tells the story of a seemingly-perfect cheerleader whose life is thrown into disarray when she gets possessed by a demon, begins eating boys in her small town, then faces off against her best friend and the Satan-worshipping band that made her evil. Jennifer’s Body stars Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried and written by Oscar winning Diablo Cody.
‘Jennifer’s Body’ Trailer Released – If You Are Penis-Free Don’t Bother
July 6, 2009
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1 comment
Shena Lawson says:
July 6, 2009 at 11:30 am (UTC -6)
This looks terrible!