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Semi-humorous Blogging to Return Wednesday

I know all four of your guys that read my rants, have noticed there haven’t been any since May 13th. Well, that’s because I went to LA to slap the hell out of Michael Bay. Ok, not really but I have been in LA for the last week. So, after returning home this evening I need a nap or two.

As a consolation prize I present, Johnny Depp! If you are a straight women or gay man enough said. For anyone else, ask a straight women or a gay man. Enjoy!!!
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About the author

The HorrorFatale

Is a bicentennial baby with a lot to say about Everything. Enjoys debating Freddy vs. Jason. Strongly believes clowns should be jailed. Dislikes Michael Bay films and thinks you should never trust milk (or peacocks). On a mission to objectify hot men around the world. She REALLY likes shoes! You can email her at TheFatale@horrorfatale.com.

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