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Happy Birthday Robert Smith!

Holyshit batman, Robert Smith is 50 years old! Dammmmn! Anyway, Robby is still rocking his rats nest hair and bright red lipstick. Normally, I would call his look a hot mess, but if haven’t heard I have a thing for boys in makeup. So, don’t ever wash your hair Robert, the Fatale luvs ya!

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The HorrorFatale

Is a bicentennial baby with a lot to say about Everything. Enjoys debating Freddy vs. Jason. Strongly believes clowns should be jailed. Dislikes Michael Bay films and thinks you should never trust milk (or peacocks). On a mission to objectify hot men around the world. She REALLY likes shoes! You can email her at TheFatale@horrorfatale.com.

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