Friday’s episode of 13 Fear it Real, was a little better than Wednesday’s but not much. I’m trying to stick it out until the end, but they are determined to not that an easy feat for me. Perhaps, I’ll get a $66,666 check as well at the end of the season.
This time around we are still playing a game of let’s guess who has the deathbox and all the boys seem to think Erica is Freddy Kruger. But, again through some creative editing the show seems to want us to believe Ted is doing his best Bundy impersonation. I’m still not sold on that, because again too easy. Also, on the episode it was moving day and the fear-testants leave Jason’s cabin behind for new digs, deeper in the woods.
This time they upgraded to an Hollywood stagedabandoned military fort. I like it. I like it a lot. We get some back-story about the fort about how the previous occupants during the civil war turned to cannibalism to survive the harsh winter. Yum! Although, if they are in the bayou as we’ve been told, it ain’t getting quite that cold where you couldn’t like off a gator or skin a snake or something to eat if you had to, but it’s a cute little bullshit back-story for our contestants. And, it certainly added some ambiance, right?
The challenge sent each of our fear-testants looking for a key to unlock a box that held a reprieve from that night’s elimination challenge. Of course, there were alligators and maggots, and bloody lungs, set up around the area. Yes, bloody cows lungs, again yum! This time around Erica and Kelly both proved to be too slow and they are sent to execution.
The execution was a little better, than the last, but not much. Each woman was literally to be burned at the stake, all Joan of Arc style. They were told get the words on the lock right and you are free to go. The walls of the fort had different words written on them. Turns out these were clues as to how to unlock themselves from the burning stakes. Kelly apparently wasn’t paying attention because she was burned alive. One again Eric returns to camp, much to the guy’s dismay.
Farewell Kelly! It’s been real. 
Next week: I have no clue. Catch up CW, damn.
