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Sackhead Jason Voorhees – Big Fat So!

I usually start my Friday the 13th remake posts making cracks about my loathing of Michael Bay and his remake destroying minions, and this time I will be staying the course. Egocentric Bay and his minions have decided to combine the first three Friday’s into one gigantic clusterfuck. New images have made their way onto the net. And most of them bored me, so I knew you guys would not be into them.

So, we see Jason’s famous burlap sack is in this one.

So, we see Jason’s famous burlap sack is in this one.

And who the hell is this old chick supposed to be?

And who the hell is this old chick supposed to be?


Theories, groans, moans?

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The HorrorFatale

Is a bicentennial baby with a lot to say about Everything. Enjoys debating Freddy vs. Jason. Strongly believes clowns should be jailed. Dislikes Michael Bay films and thinks you should never trust milk (or peacocks). On a mission to objectify hot men around the world. She REALLY likes shoes! You can email her at TheFatale@horrorfatale.com.

4 comments

  1. lilikaofthelake says:

    Isnt that the lady from poltergeist?

  2. HorrorFatale says:

    She looks like her, LOL! I didn’t notice that. I think she’s the same old lady from all Bay’s horror remakes actually, she was the mom in the two Texas Chainsaw remakes. I can’t wait to see what her purpose is supposed to be.

  3. B. Durant says:

    Maybe it’s Jason’s grandmother or aunt or something, the Lord knows that Bay has been known to take some artistic liberties with his “reimagings”

  4. AmericanNeurotic.Com - The Horror Hideout says:

    oh jesus, thats not the old lady from TCM Remakes. its just some old lady. lol.

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