Internet rumors are rapid on this one, guys. According to my cousin’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle, who knows a guy that read this on the Internet, Natalie Portman is slated to play the lead in the remake of 1977’s Suspiria. Anyone ever see this? Yeah, me neither, but it’s got a cool tagline. The Only Thing More Terrifying Than The Last 12 Minutes Of This Film Are The First 92. I went and looked it up, it looks like a corny mess. Yeah, fun!
Here are the deathtails:
A young American dancer travels to Europe to join a famous ballet school. As she arrives, the camera turns to another young woman, who appears to be fleeing from the school. She returns to her apartment where she is gruesomely murdered by a hideous creature. Meanwhile, the young American is trying to settle in at the ballet school, but hears strange noises and is troubled by bizarre occurrences. She eventually discovers that the school is merely a front for a much more sinister organization.
