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More from the Friday the 13th remake Comic Con Panel

Like I said in my previous post I knew, Michael Bay and his minions would snatch the awful clip from the internet really quickly, even though they let it stay out long enough to get us all interested and talking about it. Good marketing job and thanks for leaking it fellas, you know who you are. However, here’s something they “authorized” for Dread Central.

Now besides the horror that was Paris Hilton introducing the clip, did I hear them right? They made Jason intelligent? Who wants that? We like that he was a lumbering killing machine. Apparently they have completely rewritten the story, there’s no crazy Mrs. Voorhees this time out. I liked that the original was filmed as a mystery where we didn’t know who was actually killing until the end.

And, I got to say as fug as Derek Mears is, I like him. He seems like a fun giant. What do you guys think, will I go over to the dark side and like a Platinum Dunes remake for once? Yeah, I doubt it too.

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Is a bicentennial baby with a lot to say about Everything. Enjoys debating Freddy vs. Jason. Strongly believes clowns should be jailed. Dislikes Michael Bay films and thinks you should never trust milk (or peacocks). On a mission to objectify hot men around the world. She REALLY likes shoes! You can email her at TheFatale@horrorfatale.com.

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